word game: redefine words

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. cough + ee

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. abdomen + cate

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. flabber + agast

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. explain +nade

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. self descriptive( origin unknown)

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. negl

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. test + ridiculous

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.

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